took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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