Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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