I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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