He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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