pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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