long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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