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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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