So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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