haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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