I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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