If that was your dad, he is hot
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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