Ambien. No doubt about it.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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