Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
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