Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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