so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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