I'm really into asian looking animals
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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