Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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