weddingsv make me drug and hornr
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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