Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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