it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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