I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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