dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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