The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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