Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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