If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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