Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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