so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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