I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
