Nicole vs. Life
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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