well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Randomize
