She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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