is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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