Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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