She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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