ya dads aren't the best wingmen
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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