Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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