he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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