So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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