so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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