i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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