you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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