I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
my penis made a compromise with my morals
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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