i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Randomize
