This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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