At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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