DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
And then my night got REAL pukey
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I deserve this hangover.
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