David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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