On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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