So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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