he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
so let's talk penis.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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