Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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