Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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