im gay
i know
yea but for you.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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