I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
