I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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