dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Are we still banned from the library?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm just crazy horny about you
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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