Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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