pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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