I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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