What a fucking waste of an outfit
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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