and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
she peed on how many people?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Semen is not good for contacts.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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